ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up.
Eleven kilometres later you'd caught three pigeons, a cold and a physio waiting list that will outlive the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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