ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad.
The news is still bad. Your eyes are warmer. So is your overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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