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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're ageing like a fine wine.
Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark, away from people.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
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- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
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