ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams
than you've had about anything since 2011.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
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- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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