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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Tomorrow is a fresh start.
Your problems have the new address. They've already moved in.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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