ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy.
The company did the maths on your guilt, and the maths was right.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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