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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend.
You took a photo of grass, posted it, and checked how many people liked the grass.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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