ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Youth is wasted on the young.
You wasted yours too. Old age is next, and you've got form.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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