ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline.
It has the growth rate of a fern in a windowless bathroom, and about the same future.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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