ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have an eleven-step skincare routine.
Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is doing its best. It isn't a miracle worker.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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