ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something.
It landed. Enjoy that. It's the last thing this week that will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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