ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise.
One of you will die first. It'll still be pending.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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