ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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