ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are a valued member of the team.
So was the last person in your chair. Nobody knows where she went.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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