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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Treat yourself, they said.
You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every one.
— Zack, unqualified
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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