ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everything happens for a reason.
The reason is you. It's always been you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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