ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Listen to your body.
It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been asking for eleven years.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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