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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday".
Except a manager, and he meant your Monday, not his.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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