ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Age is just a number.
So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than your salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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