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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "in your villain era".
You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times. Villains have done less damage at a christening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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