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TUESDAY, 20 JANUARY 2026
"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
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