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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years.
He has, however, given out about forty.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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