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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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