ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good.
The studio has a 100% chance of your money.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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