ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love is patient.
Your partner is not, and has started a note on their phone called "Evidence".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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