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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They're on a comeback tour.
It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long enough to come back from.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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