ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
It also means six people are ready to blame you. In writing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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