ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious.
Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it to Tuesday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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