ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle.
The kettle will outlast the excitement. Possibly you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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