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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "can't do mornings".
You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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