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MONDAY, 26 NOVEMBER 1956
They posted an apology in the Notes app.
It was addressed to the fans. The person they hurt didn't get a screenshot.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
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