ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love yourself first.
Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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