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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought the yoga mat.
The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible, more mindful and better liked.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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