ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Remember when you stayed up late on purpose?
Now you're up at 3am because your knee filed a complaint.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- The sun will eventually swallow the Earth. Until then, the bins still go out…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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