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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your job title will outlive you.
It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a better salary.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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