ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front.
Hers was "I have a hard stop at 8:15". Yours was hoping she'd forget. She set an alarm.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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