ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Roblox was free.
The hat was £4.99. The sword was “everyone has one”.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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