ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Remember when you stayed up late on purpose?
Now you're up at 3am because your knee filed a complaint.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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