ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You hyped your mate's mixtape.
You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including your mate.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Roblox was free. The hat was £4.99. The sword was “everyone has one”.
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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