ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The retirement age goes up a year every time you check.
It's not a finish line. It's a horizon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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