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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer".
You've been abroad once, and you still talk about the airport.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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