ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your partner says they'd be lost without you.
They'd be lost for about eighteen months. Then they'd take up pottery.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Roblox was free. The hat was £4.99. The sword was “everyone has one”.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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