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Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner.
You'll eat standing up for eighteen years. Then sit down and forget how.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
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- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
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