ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- The game asks if you want to continue. Nobody ever asks if you want…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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