ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not getting older.
You're getting closer. That's worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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