ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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