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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Money can't buy happiness.
You'll never have enough to check.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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