ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "comfort show".
You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends 3.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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