ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Work smarter, not harder.
You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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