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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Sleep when the baby sleeps.
Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the mortgage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- A source close to the star confirmed the story. The source is the star.…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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